Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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