Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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