they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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