If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I can't put those talents on a resume
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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