...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
...so i touched it.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
We are all done wearing pants today
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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