Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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