Can i not drive my cunt home
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
