four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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