its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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