This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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