Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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