You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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