i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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