You're so nebulous sometimes
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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