I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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