Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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