He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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