I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
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