that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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