it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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