I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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