singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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