I wanna bring you to show and tell
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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