That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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