i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
i out mim tonsoeep
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