it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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