question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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