STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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