Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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