He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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