i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize