Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This toilet bowl is my home.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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