I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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