Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize