: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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