But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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