they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize