No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I supernannyed him into submission
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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