We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Randomize
