Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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