on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Randomize
