no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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