im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
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