yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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