i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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