We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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