I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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