On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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