Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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