you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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