This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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