I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
