He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
this hospital has no fireball
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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