oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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