5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
