so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you told grandpa to call you daddy
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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